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“Over the past few weeks, rumours have been circulating about an UAE (Unstable Aerial Entity) flying over Île Jésus. No one knows how long it’s been there, but it appears to be observing the comings and goings of Laval residents and collecting information on their daily lives. As a general rule, it should normally maintain a 100-meter distance from all citizens, but anonymous sources have informed us that it has attempted, unsuccessfully, to enter into contact with some individuals. It appears to favour certain kinds of people, but its selection criteria are still unclear. If you notice your vehicle is being followed or that it is hovering over your home, do not panic. In the event the UAE is attempting to make contact, remain calm. Do not accelerate, throw objects or contact the authorities. The UAE has chosen you for a reason; let it communicate with you. As its name indicates, it is sometimes erratic and its behaviour may be unpredictable, but its intentions are generally harmless. Do not attempt to come into physical contact with the UAE; this could compromise the safety of both you and the UAE.
If you see an UAE, please let us know so that we may keep note of their presence for statistical purposes. Their numbers are expected to increase over the coming years. You may view the UAE’s activities by following this link:
Be on the lookout and take care.
